Books by Simoron authors
«SIMORON FIRSTHAND, or BURLAN-DO»
How to achieve something that is impossible to achieve.
Not only theoretically, but above all, practically, taking from the first hands the freshest, the latest finds of the Burlan & Burlan tandem. Since the publication of the book, these tireless researchers have drawn new pages in their teaching, more boldly and interestingly demonstrating the Simoron model of reading-transformation of the world. The basis is the same, many texts, many examples are repeated, and yet ...
What is this model based on? Each of us comes into the world with his own creative program, with his face. He comes without knowing by what and by whom this world is inhabited. It turns out: somebody is already here and these “somebody” managed to establish certain rules, which should be, kind of, considered. Otherwise, the most we can count on is the fate of Mowgli ... And now, looking at our parents, brothers and sisters, friends and foes, we build our own personality - a mosaic of certain features, colors, properties, inherent in our environment. This allows us to adapt to the social environment, to feel like its legitimate members. The more the personality mosaic reflects the features of this environment, the more confidently we think we present ourselves in the world. However, by obtaining resemblance, by joining the crowd, we become dependent on it, as if we were puppets, in all these forms. We confidently passing by OURSELVES, by our uniqueness. We remind suitcases thickly covered with stickers that hide their contents. Could such a "suitcase" invent an internal combustion engine or discover an atomic energy, create “"La Gioconda" or "Moonlight Sonata"?
Simoronauts tend to think that genius is innate, its natural feature of any living being. This feature is lost by majority of people in the process of looking back at the surroundings, and, respectively refusal of true self-realization. To start this self-realization, one needs to take this “second-hand” off. Simoron proposes to do it playfully, in a laughing manner ... The authors of the system have developed simple, fun psychological tricks to help anyone easily and quickly lure out their inner genius. And then he reins our life. Everything that didn’t go well so far, has a green light now. Physical endurance, safety, mental and material comfort - these things do not require efforts now, they become norm of existence. We find common language with everyone - not only with people, but also with animals, plants, minerals, we will also agree with viruses, with storms and magnetic anomalies ... We are not tied with boundaries of time, we run movement of the clock hands at our own discretion. We are getting closer to understanding what this world is all about, and for what purposes we chose to live here…And how, if desired, by pushing aside walls of this apartment (like Voland did with Moscow apartment #50), to get beyond three-dimensional universe. That unknown space will stop scaring us with its mysteriousness, it becomes to be accessible, manageable, as a children's toy.
Taekwondo, aiki-do, judo ... Now also Burlan-do. Have you heard of it? Probably not. But this is the most victorious, the most advantageous of all martial arts. The win is guaranteed even before the fight ... Approximately as in the old days, when the opposing armies allocated two representatives to sort things out between themselves and decide the outcome of the battle. Both went into the ring, stood, there, talked about the benefits of different sorts of beer, patted each other on the shoulder ... That was it. Big world wars did not happen. Everyone won, except historians-chroniclers.
Same way Burlan-do, or its synonym - Simoron. You barely finish sneezing, as they bring you a prize - the fulfillment of all desires. However, ... If we wish to have a Mercedes for the reason that our neighbor has it, it will not work. If we want to become thinner than reeds and look like a famous fashion model - the waist will not decrease by a centimeter. If we try to compete with Kashpirovsky (why, are we worse?) - we will overstrain ourselves and that's all. Or if we go to India, in order to learn from the local yogis how to bury ourselves for six months in the ground, we will lose time and money. That is, Simoron in this type of business is not an assistant.
But maybe the soul is eager to play violin, but the environment, our surroundings grow out of us a bookkeeper or stonecutter? No doubt: you will be the second Paganini. Or maybe the first one, number one. Do you feel like future Margaret Thatcher? Time will pass, and ministerial french will adorn fragile female shoulders. If you dream of flying - not imitating birds, but just knowing that it is as normal as breathing the air ... Well, soon your friends, when looking into the blue sky, will confuse you with cranes. And, as it goes without saying, hundred percent health, peace and harmony with neighbors, with those who are close and those who are far, absolute prosperity in business, financial well-being - that is, everything that is included in the assortment of natural necessities of life. This is the kind of prizes distributed in the country of Burlandia - the homeland of Simoron. If it wasn’t so, people from all over the world (from Murmansk to Vladivostok, from Boston to Melbourne) wouldn’t be drawn to this country. At the border, at the gate, they are hospitably greeted by the guides - Petra and Pyotr BURLAN. Who is not familiar yet – please, meet them: portraits of these two are located on every fifth to tenth page of this book. Without a magnifying glass you can see: sane, modest, intelligent people. No sparks from the eyes, no flames from the ears.
They are creators of the unique psycho-training system, having mastered of which, tens of thousands of people have forever forgotten the taste of problematic existence. Recently they have published the first detailed exposition of this system. It is written down by its authors in a way that a reader who has not yet crossed the mentioned border, would be able to try on the constitution of Burlandiya.